April 2011
116 posts
If all else fails, I’ll study brewing beer.
If that fails, I’ll just be that wise, perpetually drunk homeless woman down the block, who spews out promising one-liners—insightful social commentary that will take its place among the filthy mounds of the discarded—into the choppy ventricles of traffic.
“I have advice for people who want to write. I don’t care whether they’re 5 or...”
– — Madeleine L’Engle
(via thesearepeopleyouknow)
“I hate writing, I love having written.”
– Dorothy Parker (via libraryland)
"Cauliflower Penises."
“Some people turn sad awfully young. No special reason, it seems, but they seem...”
– Ray Bradbury (via thechocolatebrigade)
“I’m sick of being so fucking conscious all the time.”
– Brenda Chenowith (Six Feet Under)
"She looks like Edgar Allan Poe."
“Whenever I see her, I think, ‘Nevermore! Nevermore!’”
So, I tagged along with my mom to her work today to put in some observation hours for my application for the physical therapy assistant program (whoa, prepositions)… and… I have a crush. On a very pretty, straight married girl. Who kept looking at me and talking to me. Who is coincidentally a PTA.
Well, I observed her alright.
Oh, those straight girls…
“They make it seem like a social issue, like you see someone stand up on a talk...”
– Louis CK (via weshouldwritepornography)
This is from Louis’ stand-up special Shameless, I think. The transcribed quotation doesn’t do him justice; this guy is so funny.
(via iamaffably)
Happy 4/20! :D
I lost my mind; it’s somewhere out there stranded. I think you stand under me if you don’t understand me. Had my heart broken by this woman named Tammy…
…but hoes gon’ be hoes, so I couldn’t blame Tammy.
I think I think too much to be where I am.
Raise your weapon. Raise your weapon.
“Have no fear of perfection— you’ll never reach it.”
– Salvador Dalí (via libraryland)
A McDonald’s inside a Wal-Mart. How much more corporate can you get?
I love spanking.
Also a fan of the spank & squeeze.
“If one is to believe in peaceful coexistence, the first messengers of that peace...”
– Jella Lepman (via bookshelvesofdoom)
I feel very fortunate to have the family that I do. Okay, I know I am. Kinda sucks being the black sheep though. If only I had a live younger sibling or one who’s more similar to me. I should be more specific: it’d be less stressful to have a sibling that also has a somewhat self-destructive side—someone who likes to test boundaries. This family could use another rebel…...
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persephone-annbailey asked: well i am quite jealous of you drinking buds right now.. i could use one.
i am a little high but mostly tired.
i had 3 tests today and it basically exhausted me and my brain.
how has your day been?
i am a little high but mostly tired.
i had 3 tests today and it basically exhausted me and my brain.
how has your day been?
Wiggles
So, last night I bought myself a six of Dos Equis and drank in my room. I put on music and danced until I finally tipped over onto my bed.
But after I was done with the pack, I snuck out to buy myself a tall boy. I went into my backyard and climbed our cinder block fence then walked to the gas station down the street. I walked back with my beer quite snug in it’s slim brown paper bag,...